Friday LULZ

"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
04/29/2016 at 13:48 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (37)

Chariotoflove > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 13:50

LOL! It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 13:53

Bro can’t pull out of a driveway.

BigBlock440 > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 13:53

Trying for another boy I guess.

$kaycog > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 13:55

That is hilarious!

ttyymmnn > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 13:56

There’s no recorded proof that Groucho Marx ever said this, but....

Groucho was interviewing a woman who had 12 kids. When asked why so many, she replied, “Well, I love my husband.” To which Groucho allegedly replied, “Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”

Mercedes Streeter > BigBlock440
04/29/2016 at 13:59

I can’t imagine having 6 sisters and no brother. lol

yamahog > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 14:00

*hums Every Sperm is Sacred*

HammerheadFistpunch > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 14:01

My sister in law comes from a family of 9 kids...

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
04/29/2016 at 14:04

I am going to pretend this quote is true because I want to live in a reality where this happened.

BigBlock440 > Mercedes Streeter
04/29/2016 at 14:06

And number 8's got a little bow too.

Sir Halffast > ttyymmnn
04/29/2016 at 14:06

Yeah, but to be fair, he apparently never was in her mouth.

Sir Halffast > yamahog
04/29/2016 at 14:06

*every sperm is great!*

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 14:08

If I had six daughters I might shoot myself

Brian, The Life of > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE
04/29/2016 at 14:18

I only have three and I’ve come close ;)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 14:28

Jesus, as someone who grew up with two older sister I can’t begin to imagine what fresh hell 6 sisters would be...

Ash78, voting early and often > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/29/2016 at 14:36

Bham fist bump. The pollen has been so bad, this morning I etched the back of the wife’s Odyssey with a giant Honda logo with the words VTEC and YO on either side. She made me clean the back glass before we left today. I was hoping she wouldn't notice.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Ash78, voting early and often
04/29/2016 at 14:38

I’ve tried to keep the 4Runner clean, but that’s not even possible.

shop-teacher > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 14:41

My dad is the middle of 11 kids. At least these kids all get to ride in the van, my dad and a couple of his brothers had to ride in the trunk.

Xyl0c41n3 > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE
04/29/2016 at 14:57

Why?

Xyl0c41n3 > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 14:57

Why?

Xyl0c41n3 > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 14:58

Mom had eight brothers and sisters. Dad had 14, and is the middle child.

Family reunions with us are epic.

yamahog > Xyl0c41n3
04/29/2016 at 14:58

Because parenting has that effect

Xyl0c41n3 > yamahog
04/29/2016 at 15:00

Parenting, sure. Can drive one bonkers. But why do so many Oppos opine that it’s so much more difficult or crazy-making with daughters, or multiple daughters? That’s my real question. I’ve seen that opinion so many times on here and I’m legit wondering why.

Brian, The Life of > Xyl0c41n3
04/29/2016 at 15:01

The drama ... dear God the drama. My girls were a dream until they hit around 16, then things went off the rails for a couple years.

yamahog > Xyl0c41n3
04/29/2016 at 15:02

IIRC Brian only has daughters, can’t speak for chevyfan. And we both know why.

Xyl0c41n3 > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 15:05

Heh. Any of them Oppos-in-the-making?

And I guess my mom and dad got off light... there’s a significant age difference (<10 years, though) between me and my sister, so we hit the teen rebellion years at different times. Luckily, neither of us (nor our brother) were particularly rebellious.

I’m just glad dad always embraced his tomboy youngest and his prim and proper eldest truly equally. :)

Xyl0c41n3 > yamahog
04/29/2016 at 15:09

Do we? (normally I’m up on the wink wink nudge nudge, but this time, I’m really not).

I knew that about Brian, don’t/didn’t know chevy’s sitch. And, though I asked both of them why, I wasn’t really referring to them in my comment about other Oppos talking about their daughters/prospective daughters as crazy-making; they just happened to be the two who spoke of daughters right now. But it did remind me of how I’ve seen other fathers on here speak of their daughters with a sense of dread sometimes, and it makes me really sad.

Also... I’m glad you replied to me... it reminded me that I need to send you an email, so please check your inbox shortly. :)

Brian, The Life of > Xyl0c41n3
04/29/2016 at 15:18

Holy smokes! That’s quite a brood!

Brian, The Life of > yamahog
04/29/2016 at 15:19

No, we have a son, too. He’s 17 months older than the girls so in a lot of ways they were more like raising quads, haha.

Brian, The Life of > Xyl0c41n3
04/29/2016 at 15:20

Well, they all have fairly questionable cars (for teens) so, yes? ;)

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Xyl0c41n3
04/29/2016 at 16:07

Estrogen overload. To be fair I couldn’t even deal with six boys either, let alone six kids at all. I'd most likely only want two kids.

Xyl0c41n3 > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 16:30

Wait, are your girls triplets? Sheesh! Diaper duty must've been nonstop when they were babies. Mad props.

GRS1 > ttyymmnn
04/29/2016 at 19:30

If it were in her mouth, she wouldn’t have 12 kids.

ttyymmnn > GRS1
04/29/2016 at 19:43

It’s a metaphor.

The Compromiser > Sir Halffast
04/29/2016 at 21:28

*If a sperm is Wasted, God gets quite irate!*

NJAnon > Brian, The Life of
04/29/2016 at 23:55

OR it could be “OMG! stay off of him!”

Frank Grimes > Brian, The Life of
04/30/2016 at 02:41

How about not touching peoples cars and staying out of their business?